If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby.
Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics.
What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer
I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves
What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes
