Maybe he had been masturbating into a bacon hat and wolves had broken down the door and had torn it cruelly away from his little soldier just as he was about to speg?
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That would bring on a fear of hats alright!
The survey has to be anon surely, but how many staff members are under El jefe? Could he perhaps narrow it down, to those wearing hats during 1-1's?
I all fairly confident it is anonymous. There are only about 11 in our team so you have to be careful with the additional comments on it!