best to get them clothes on and run!
Ha! Yikes. Happy to say I have never been in a locker room/public showers environment. I meant a towel snap on the spot as he was walking away with that place-holder towel of yours on that machine, but I suppose that might have pushed him over the edge. I've got a picture of you towel-snapping at him, and then at his buddies who circle around, and various non-foppish men coming to your aid, and a brawl starting and machines being overturned. Later that night, a news clip from the security camera shows the offending moment you first snapped that towel, and a headline like Thousands in Damages and Dozens Injured After Man Snaps Towel in Gym.
I'm sure you made the right decision.
Now I read that I am no longer sure I made the right decision!
Locker rooms/shower rooms are horrible places to be, they usually stink and are full of bravado and mannity and hairy balls dangling about all over the shop. Someone once struck up a conversation with me whilst rigorously towelling himself in the nellies. It was quite surreal
I can imagine you responding with: Yeah, great workout. But these genital warts are really smarting! Your towel is a bit damp, want to use mine?
Genital warts seem like a pretty good way to keep a ten foot buffer of space around you.