I think that is one and the same haircut we are talking about, yes indeed!
Foppish attractive seems to be the thing these days. I fell we have properly moved into the 21st century and that in another ten years none of us will recognise what the young scamps are up to.
Towel snaps are hilarious but in the gym where the men strut about naked talking at you it is best to get them clothes on and run!
Ha! Yikes. Happy to say I have never been in a locker room/public showers environment. I meant a towel snap on the spot as he was walking away with that place-holder towel of yours on that machine, but I suppose that might have pushed him over the edge. I've got a picture of you towel-snapping at him, and then at his buddies who circle around, and various non-foppish men coming to your aid, and a brawl starting and machines being overturned. Later that night, a news clip from the security camera shows the offending moment you first snapped that towel, and a headline like Thousands in Damages and Dozens Injured After Man Snaps Towel in Gym.
I'm sure you made the right decision.
Now I read that I am no longer sure I made the right decision!
Locker rooms/shower rooms are horrible places to be, they usually stink and are full of bravado and mannity and hairy balls dangling about all over the shop. Someone once struck up a conversation with me whilst rigorously towelling himself in the nellies. It was quite surreal
I can imagine you responding with: Yeah, great workout. But these genital warts are really smarting! Your towel is a bit damp, want to use mine?
Genital warts seem like a pretty good way to keep a ten foot buffer of space around you.