Where the fuck did you go? If you don't post soon, I'll have to assume you're dead. That means I'll have to take the trouble to smuggle myself to Scotland, resurrect your sorry ass, and then kick you in the balls so hard you die again. POST SOMETHING NEW, DAMMIT!
Lol!! But I want to see all of the above!! Apart from the ball kicking to death bit!! 🤣🤣
You've heard of keyboard warriors, right? People who talk big on the internet but do fuck-all in real life?
I'm a keyboard necromancer.
Sorry I had to admit it in public. I am so ashamed.