Thanks for reminding me that annual reviews are due in a month or two at the library.

Given that our company values were the most abstract bag of horse penises ever made the exercise a frustrating one at best.

I'm about ready to say, "fuck it," and plagiarize this line as part of my self-report.

Suggest your company use GhatGPT to write its mission statements and such instead of wasting months with committee meetings and consultants. It'll probably be more coherent.