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Less defecation around the house? :O

Hahah, who has been talking!! Who has been letting the cats out of the bags!?!?! ;O)

A gentleman never tells ;)

On the bright side, if you do lose your place as the Don of DIY (Unlikely after the masterful shed/outhouse build and re-paint), you have more time for ale. Cheers!

More time for ale would be a fine thing. Although I cant see her letting me lie idle. I will be pointed at something else monstrous!!!

I need some help in the kitchen, you know, the room without the door :O

Kitchens should always have doors. It's a rule!