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Yes. Most people think that smiling is the universal language, but really the universal language is whipping out your kumquats.

!KUMQUATPIZZA

Why didnt I put !PIZZA on my kumquats. Or was it the other way around. Goddamit, One day I will get used to its internet malarkey!

I heard that El Jefe was teaching a class about internet malarkey, you should sign up. It's scheduled for this Friday evening. Won't be too late.

Why that's a great tip off, thank you! I shall endeavour to make sure I am NO WAY FUCKING NEAR THE JOINT!!

apologies for the capitals. it's a condition I have

it's a condition I have

Overexposure to kumquats can cause that.

It just be fairly hard to catch enough of the little pesky critters to be overexposed though!

Huh. Here in the USA they are everywhere. I can barely drive from my campsite to the nearest liquor store without running over several dozen of them. And if I'm not standing there on guard with a shotgun while preparing my dinner they will roll into camp and steal it away.