Sort:  

I just think they should fire their testers, that's all. I guess I have a backup career as a tester if SEO goes to shit!

Then there is the other thing when they do fix it and break everything else in the process

of course! also, working on tests and deploying to production causes everything to break because your environments are not properly duplicated.

Also, its very fitting that you called your partner a witchery grub. I vote your whole team get bug names - or maybe it's prob more fitting for clients - especially the annoying ones!