I returned home, happy at the thought of being reunited with my loving family who would no doubt nurture me and care for me through the course of my terrible eye affliction.

lol No-one noticed me enter. No-one asked how I was or where I had been for nearly an hour. Can you take the trash out...
This reminds me kind of my life. Honey, don’t eat like a pig, chew your food 50 times, sit straight, do you love me? How much?. I’m the family butler and when I ask for something they look at me with this weird look. But I guess that’s the world we married man live in. BTW: sorry for your itchy eye, I hope these drops helped.