An evil podiatrist created a jail for misbehaving toes. Over time, the incarcerated toes figured out that they could gain strength from eating tomatoes. They unified over this discovery, becoming stronger over time and collaborating to find a way to obtain their freedom. They created a sign with their fruit of choice in the background, proclaiming their call to behave as they deem fit: "Toe may toe! Toe may toe!"
What on God's green earth did I just write? 🤪
The perfect pun doesn't exi-
I'd humbly have to give that title to @lloyddavis, it's the pun I wish I made!