Punday Monday 318

in #puns9 months ago

Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is tomatoes!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@freecompliments for both unfairy and pixielated!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Tomatoes
As in
I gotta admit, I’m a little bit disgusted by the methods required to keep extra fancy tomatoes from succumbing to an early frost. I do not enjoy using the hair loom.

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An evil podiatrist created a jail for misbehaving toes. Over time, the incarcerated toes figured out that they could gain strength from eating tomatoes. They unified over this discovery, becoming stronger over time and collaborating to find a way to obtain their freedom. They created a sign with their fruit of choice in the background, proclaiming their call to behave as they deem fit: "Toe may toe! Toe may toe!"

What on God's green earth did I just write? 🤪

The perfect pun doesn't exi-

I'd humbly have to give that title to @lloyddavis, it's the pun I wish I made!

when the tomoato saw @itwithsm 's post for this week, he turned green with envy.

@rayius

Dude, you are killing it man, that was a good one!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and got all saucy!

My Australian friend was admiring my vegetable patch.

He said "Nice tomatoes, ya crazy Pom. Adorable!"

Ooh, this is an outstanding pun!

Proceeds to throw tomato at you in honor of the theme

Gratefully received! #splat

I have a lovely garden, with a variety of tomatoes growing. Each night I cover them with a canopy to protect them from the moonbeams...why, you ask?...because they need a little NIGHTSHADE, after all!

I was standing on my toes, looking at the red tomatoes
Seems like the tomatoes were smiling at me just like someone with a round face because of the shape of the tomatoes.
I said, lovely tomatoes...

You Crack Us Up!

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