Yes, you apply trick-swearery and I have to say, it's gold! If I was as eloquent as you I would also apply such original swear-trickery but alas, I am but a southern son, an Aussie, and our swearing is normally quite blunt.
That's the funny thing, I am quite blunt in real life. When I write,I get all flowery. I am as blunt as they come. I remember fondly the Good Lady falling out with me when we were courting because she was having a bath and had loads of candles lit around it and I made a face and said fuck sake, only a prick would have a candle lit bath
She had never been called a prick before but she did forgive me in the end :0)
You idiot! Everyone knows that the girlies love that candle lit shit! Lol.
I don't think I'd dare call Faith a prick...I wouldn't wake up the next morning.
So...Really, we're just a couple of blunt instruments...Me because I'm an Aussie, and you because you were a bit slow on the candle-lit bath thing. Lol.
Yes, you apply trick-swearery and I have to say, it's gold! If I was as eloquent as you I would also apply such original swear-trickery but alas, I am but a southern son, an Aussie, and our swearing is normally quite blunt.
That's the funny thing, I am quite blunt in real life. When I write,I get all flowery. I am as blunt as they come. I remember fondly the Good Lady falling out with me when we were courting because she was having a bath and had loads of candles lit around it and I made a face and said fuck sake, only a prick would have a candle lit bath
She had never been called a prick before but she did forgive me in the end :0)
Did you have to light more candles?
You idiot! Everyone knows that the girlies love that candle lit shit! Lol.
I don't think I'd dare call Faith a prick...I wouldn't wake up the next morning.
So...Really, we're just a couple of blunt instruments...Me because I'm an Aussie, and you because you were a bit slow on the candle-lit bath thing. Lol.
School him up G-dog, Boom-dog needs a lesson!
I'll set him straight.
Mother funk the polees!! :0D
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That sounds like a fair summing up!!
I am both slow and Scottish, it don't help!
Well, we have set the bar quite low, only one way to go from here. Under promise and over deliver right? 🤔
Hahaha, it's the only fucking way!! Lol