Thats exactly how I saw myself. Big swishing skirt and a big beefy vulva made out of cow cheeks duct taped onto my arse or something.
Make up might be a problem but for 1300 a week I will find a way! :OD
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You may need to raise your vocal octaves a little. Put an elastic band around your nuts... quite tight, that should do it.
A man who speaks from experience!!!
I can be quite high pitched at the best of times. I would never have cut it as a gangster!
Yes, I watch too much of that BDSM shit that governs the TV at midnight. I need to go bed earlier 😃. Does this one live close to you?
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/meet-scots-dominatrix-lady-voluptia-22875983
Hahahahha!!! Oh man, Pollockshields isnt too far away from me. She is quite the thing eh! My goodness, I might pass on those services! :OD
Haha... TV these days, I rarely watch it unless I'm half dead and almost asleep... and then it's either https://www.channel5.com/show/xxxmas-meet-the-sex-slaves/ or that Naked Attraction..
The missus is usually asleep next to me, but doesn't give a damn anyway!
Lol, these are fine examples of late night tv to watch!
I only really watch Netflix these days. Crazy crime dramas with the missus and when she is not there I am on the box, crazy lockdown living! Does your missus do that thing too where they fall asleep disgracefully early in the night?
Yes, as early as 8pm at times and then up at 4am.., gives me time to muck around on here though!