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Thats exactly how I saw myself. Big swishing skirt and a big beefy vulva made out of cow cheeks duct taped onto my arse or something.

Make up might be a problem but for 1300 a week I will find a way! :OD

You may need to raise your vocal octaves a little. Put an elastic band around your nuts... quite tight, that should do it.

A man who speaks from experience!!!

I can be quite high pitched at the best of times. I would never have cut it as a gangster!

A man who speaks from experience!!!

Yes, I watch too much of that BDSM shit that governs the TV at midnight. I need to go bed earlier 😃. Does this one live close to you?

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/meet-scots-dominatrix-lady-voluptia-22875983

Hahahahha!!! Oh man, Pollockshields isnt too far away from me. She is quite the thing eh! My goodness, I might pass on those services! :OD

Haha... TV these days, I rarely watch it unless I'm half dead and almost asleep... and then it's either https://www.channel5.com/show/xxxmas-meet-the-sex-slaves/ or that Naked Attraction..

The missus is usually asleep next to me, but doesn't give a damn anyway!

Lol, these are fine examples of late night tv to watch!

I only really watch Netflix these days. Crazy crime dramas with the missus and when she is not there I am on the box, crazy lockdown living! Does your missus do that thing too where they fall asleep disgracefully early in the night?

I was thinking ... Mrs. Doubt. The firing part would happen after they introduced themselves.

:-)