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I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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We work in testing! Software testing. Cutting edge donkey work stuff! Its fun.. he said lyingly :OD

I actually like testing believe it or not. My favourite part of my job is ripping a website apart and finding the flaws. I also have this nagging feeling our developers secretly loathe me coz Im always finding more flaws than their testers. Not donkey work at all, I would say more insect work. Things can get a bit buggy...!PIZZA

There is a very great delight in finding them bugs!!

I like it when a team is a will oiled thing and everyone tries to minimise the defects. Sadly with the model we now have with lots of external partners we are finding thousands of em!

I think the worst part is when they say, fixed; please test. and I start fixing, and I'm like Da fuq did you fix man!

Oh hahaha! That is the worst! Had that so many times. You are thinking, how could you have thought this was fixed!?!

Then there is the other thing when they do fix it and break everything else in the process 🤣

I just think they should fire their testers, that's all. I guess I have a backup career as a tester if SEO goes to shit!

Then there is the other thing when they do fix it and break everything else in the process

of course! also, working on tests and deploying to production causes everything to break because your environments are not properly duplicated.

Also, its very fitting that you called your partner a witchery grub. I vote your whole team get bug names - or maybe it's prob more fitting for clients - especially the annoying ones!